there are far worse things awaiting man than death.
hi! i'm ransley (or rans if you're cool) and this is my more personal carrd! learn more about me. Delve deep into what makes this specimen so different than the others /jclick any photos to return home!note: this page is better viewed on desktop :]
DISCLAIMER
Most of these were written 2020-2022. I NO LONGER SUPPORT WILBUR. Any AUs with Wilbur in them are c! exclusively (Waves, DB, Waterwillow, etc). Teulefoto has been discontinued for the forseeable future due to its reference to Lovejoy and its themes of abuse. Thank you.
The Manor on the cliff. Philza and his sons live here. His wife does not (she travels quite extensively)
AUS and wips
Dandelion BoyTommy is the son of the most powerful witch in Esempi - but he's pretty much a disappointment. He can barely cast magic at all, lost more fights than most of his family combined, and could never fully grasp redstone engineering. But a little mushroom creature in the mountains offers to change all of that - and does.But, as I'm sure you can gather, not all is as it seems.
TeulefotoOf all the photo projects to get you possessed, of course it's gonna be the Halloween contest.October, 1987 - Tommy decides to prove himself to his prodigy of a brother Techno and shoot some awesome and terrifying photos that are sure to win the photo club's horror contest. Before he can even get the film developed, though, his life starts to turn upside-down at the hands of a mysterious creature that only calls itself Dream.Also, Ranboo can see ghosts.
Waves Won't Keep Me Company (like you did when we were young)Tommy has feared mers all his life - elusive creatures of the ocean, the only remaining form of magic in the world, only surviving because they were so far from the touch of man. But they were more than elusive - they were evil, merciless, human-killing machines that killed his mother when he was six.At least, that's what he thought. Until he came face-to-face with an obelisk of ancient magic that turned him into a mer.okay full disclosure this one started as an h2o au but i promise it gets fun quick
an old sketch of gods!Tubbo. he hates having his hair in his eyes but he hates making eye contact more.
Of Gods and ChildrenWhen Tubbo was twelve, he and his best friend fished an occult book out of
their brother's trash can and ended up with a god in hiding in their own closet. He was kind, if not a bit overbearing, and what kid doesn't dream of being friends with an all-powerful-being?Eight years later, Tommy and his best friend Ranboo are exploring the southern mountains on a gap year trip when they discover a strange house quite literally tucked away in a cave, a mansion filled with magic and, strangest of all, an odd familiarity that they can't quite put their fingers on. All they know is that they're not leaving that damn house without the kid named Tubbo.
Before you follow:
I am autistic, and I don't really bother to hide it. i am very Loud about my hyperfixations/special interests and i have a pretty Wonky typing style (meaning its very prevalent in my tweets & whatnots).I am 22! Thusly i try not to interact extensively with anyone under the age of 16, but I don't mind younger folk following/interacting. Just please keep in mind I am an adult, and if you're uncomfortable with that, I fully understand!We are a system so all the typical system things come w/ that also LOL
DNI
basic dni criteria:)twt mains & dteam fans in general, wilbur soot supporters, clemtwt, poppytwt, lktwtyou hate cats and spiders*you think Everywhere At the End of Time - The Caretaker (the dementia album) is stupid or just bad (i take my music very seriously LMAO)highlight = blocked
italics = i will likely just not engage*Fear of spiders is fine! i get it, dw, and i will tag any spiders i may post. but if youre the type to reply "Ew id just kill it," "youre insane," etc Youre an asshole.
Interests
ccs
Grian, Tubbo, Markiplier, GoodTimesWithScar, Bob/Muyskerm, Wade Barnes/Minion777, Mumbo Jumbo, PearlescentMoon, ZombieCleo, Ethan Nestor, InTheLittleWood, SmallishBeans, SolidarityGaming, Aimseymusic
Genesis, Flipturn, Girlfriends, The Caretaker/James Leyland Kirby, Two Door Cinema Club, Infinity Frequencies, Pat Metheny, Al Bowlly, Glenn Miller, Adrianne Lenker, Kate Bush, Dan Barrett (HANL, Giles Corey, Black Wing), The Microphones, No Love in the House of Gold, Throbbing Gristle, Haley Heynderickx, Benny Goodman, Cab Callowaymovies/tv
DRACULA (1931), Over the Garden Wall, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, The Owl House, The Amazing Digital Circus, Ratatouille, Danny Phantom, Supernatural, Wicked (+ musical), Beetlejuiceother
c!Tubbo, Distractible, Hermitcraft, MBCC!DSMP, 3L Series, cats, Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), spiders, alt fashion/subcultures, sewing, JRWI, spiders, british indie alt music, clocks/antiques/vintage smalls, small-scale suburbia architecture (pre 1985), Whitepine, Blue Exorcist (manga), historical fashion
*mostly just the manga hence why its not in tv
you'll never guess it. but i don't have art for this one either LMAO anyway look at them <3
clingyduo beloveds
The Garden (working title idk man)
Ranboo has never been particularly brave, he supposes. He's always been running away from his problems, and this is no different. Except now, his problems are less failed tests and high school drama and more... well, death.So, he gets a job at a botanical garden in a small town far, far from where he grew up, and settles into what he thinks will be a life of running.That is, until he meets a strange boy with an aura of grief and magic in the garden who completely flips Ranboo's life into chaos.
The Midas TwinsA century ago, the world was blossoming with science and magic - mankind was reinventing itself in all sorts of ways (mostly unregulated). In the wake of the discovery of magic rose interest in immortality, and one man with a dream holed himself up in a lab to try and crack its code. He called it the Midas Project, and it became infamous in its fall - when the search for immortality was deemed unethical, Dream and his project disappeared, leaving behind a mystery that, strangely enough, no one dared solve.A hundred years later, Ranboo has a friend who can sense ghosts, and a deep passion for the Midas case. He takes his ghosty friend, Tubbo, into the old dilapidated lab and find far, far more than they ever bargained for.
A Promise Made on WaterwillowTwo mansions sit side-by-side in the desolate remains of what was twice a glorious society of builders and magic - one inhabited by a family made of cobbled-together people abandoned by war, the other by a man, a god, and a child he stole. Tommy, the child, finds a friend in a boy named Tubbo on the other side of the fence, and they dream of escape.It comes sooner than they plan, when one night Tommy's home goes up in flames. He runs to Tubbo in Snowchester Manor, thinking it's over.But of course it's not. When you have a deal with a god, death is nothing but an inconvenience.